Sista Catastrophe

A woman with a big heart,

and an even bigger reputation in A&E Departments Nationwide, she is the gal

who decided that the best course of action in the event of crippling stomach

pains was to drink more. That was how we gained the gem of medical wisdom,

"beer is not good for a perforated intestine!"

If you see her, buy her a drink. Then call an ambulance.