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Consternation: to confuse, amaze and dismay.

An apt description of our dear Mother Superior who has confused all who have come into contact with her, broken hearts left like confetti in every conurbation on the continent and beyond by this mass of contradictions.

Without wanting to be condescending, contrived or, indeed, convoluted, it would be considerate to confirm that this concubine of concupiscence was indeed the one whom conceived of the concept of this convent, during a period of convalescence following a series of concerts in Summer 2001.

As the conciliator of this little community, Sista Consternation will apply her powers of concentration and her iron constitution into contributing fully to the growing contingent of little Sistaz, who confide in her, and conceal nothing from her as she hears all from within the confessional.

However, have no fear of the leader of our congregation, deep down she is truly sweet, like fine confectionery, always ready to offer condolence and genuine concern, although she won’t hesitate to confiscate any inappropriate items found in the possession of a Sista.

Should you require further information about the Sistaz, please contact Sista Consternation, and she will happily convert you.

Obviously as you will concur, with her contagious personality and continual conviviality, Sista Consternation is no conventional Mother Superior, with no concern for her conscience, or indeed for conformity.

And yes, all things considered, for that hair – she should have been convicted………..to be continued………