Imagine if you will, you live in Glasgow, it is a normal working day, you have just hauled your arse out of bed, and into the office, and the phone rings. You answer and hear the voice of one of your co-workers on the other end. "I can't come into work today." Says the voice on the other end of the line. "Oh, are you not feeling too well?", you ask in a concerned tone. "Errr, no, I ... I er, I woke up in Newcastle." Comes the reply.

Disorientated? Aye, but what an excuse!