WHATEVER HAPPENED TO ROCK 'N' ROLL GIRLS?

From the seething fleshpot of big hair, cowboy boots, "interesting" shirts and smudged eyeliner that was the '80s, a phenomenon emerged. Women who walked it like they talked it, knew what they wanted and how to get it, and most importantly, didn't dance around their handbags. In a generation where "nice" girls were still told "thou shalt not", we lurched drunkenly to our feet and shouted "We fucking SHALL!" The Rock 'n' Roll girl was born.

Since then, things have changed. The nasty boys all settled down with nice girls, and we were left to face the cruel truth. The man has not been born who can cope with us....or if he has, he's keeping bloody quiet. If he hasn't shouted up by Christmas, we're putting out a reward...

But what the hell, there's always rock 'n' roll, right? If you can find it among the baggy pants, backward caps and wavy hand-gestures....but if anyone can find it, we can...let's face it, we got bugger all else to do....

And in answer to the opening question, we never WENT anywhere, it was everyone else that left...bloody lightweights....

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